WHO THE HELL AM I

My name is Anna

I am a 20 year-old college student who eats too much soup and not enough protein. I grew up in a small town where people drive tractors to school and teachers frequent the beer tent during the Good Old Days festival. I felt stuck in a place that I didn't exactly fit in. I was not a popular girl (aka I did not attend barn parties or play a sport). Instead, I was a theatre kid who had braces until December of her senior year.

Writing had always been a passion of mine and I had questioned majoring in English for 10 minutes during my sophomore year (after I questioned majoring in 13 other things as well as dropping off the pre-med track). However, I was quickly persuaded to major in Philosophy after realizing my aspirations to pursue a career in law. In the same semester as my first Philosophy class, I was declared (definitely doesn't work like that, someone definitely messed up). Regardless, I took that rushed declaration to be a sign and I haven't looked back since.

When I am not practicing symbolic logic or reading Kant, I am eating soup and watching YouTube videos. If you haven't watched Trisha Paytas cry on her kitchen floor, you have not lived.

After practicing law for a few decades, I hope to open a non-profit youth theater with my best friend so that 17-year olds with braces can find a place to call home.